Lost in the Caribbean!Lost in the Caribbean!
I have a small problem, yes it is true…I’ve lost my creative muse, and I knownot what to do!I have a small problem, yes it is true…I’ve lost my creative muse, and I knownot what to do!
If you could just help me, and keep a sharpeye…If you could just help me, and keep a sharpeye…
Ask everyone you know, feel free to pry andspy…Ask everyone you know, feel free to pry andspy…
I’ve just got to find him, or my writing issimply of no use!I’ve just got to find him, or my writing issimply of no use!
You’ll find him easy to spot, for he’sreally quite hot…You’ll find him easy to spot, for he’sreally quite hot…
He resembles this guy,and will answer toBloomHe resembles this guy,and will answer toBloom
I think he’s gone onvacation… but wemust get him backsoon!I think he’s gone onvacation… but wemust get him backsoon!
He has many disguises and may try tohide… perhaps in the Caribbean iswhere he now abides… ?He has many disguises and may try tohide… perhaps in the Caribbean iswhere he now abides… ?
If he’s decided to taketo the seaIf he’s decided to taketo the sea
Hop in your boats andgo searching for me!Hop in your boats andgo searching for me!
Look for a young manwho goes by WillTurnerLook for a young manwho goes by WillTurner
And who, with swords,is a very fast learner!And who, with swords,is a very fast learner!
But if it is Will he is currently being,there is someone else with him youmight also be seeing!But if it is Will he is currently being,there is someone else with him youmight also be seeing!
This one’s name is JackSparrow and he’s nojokeThis one’s name is JackSparrow and he’s nojoke
He might act drunk buthe’s no dopeHe might act drunk buthe’s no dope
He’ll take Will’s side -though he might tryto deny itHe’ll take Will’s side -though he might tryto deny it
He is, after all, just adirty pirate!He is, after all, just adirty pirate!
These two together make quite a pair, so ifyou are sailing their way please use care!These two together make quite a pair, so ifyou are sailing their way please use care!
Stay clear of the curse anddon’t touch the gold,Stay clear of the curse anddon’t touch the gold,
Watch out for Sparrow’s witand don’t get too bold,Watch out for Sparrow’s witand don’t get too bold,
Or soon you may findyourself enjoying theircompany,Or soon you may findyourself enjoying theircompany,
And hear yourself singing “Apirate’s life for me!”And hear yourself singing “Apirate’s life for me!”
YO HO! YO HO!
And yet there is another this musecould be, and this one prefers to residein the trees…And yet there is another this musecould be, and this one prefers to residein the trees…
Much different then hisreal self he couldlook, you mustknow…Much different then hisreal self he couldlook, you mustknow…
He’ll have blonde hairand pointy ears andcarry a bow…He’ll have blonde hairand pointy ears andcarry a bow…
So keep a sharp eye forthis quick and quietelf!So keep a sharp eye forthis quick and quietelf!
Through the forests of Middle-Earth youmust go in your quest, for Legolas will be ahard quarry to best.Through the forests of Middle-Earth youmust go in your quest, for Legolas will be ahard quarry to best.
Difficult to catch this elfwill prove,Difficult to catch this elfwill prove,
Doubtless you two willshare many a move,Doubtless you two willshare many a move,
But you must not fail tofind him for me,But you must not fail tofind him for me,
For The Wall that Fell alldepends on him yousee!For The Wall that Fell alldepends on him yousee!
He won’t give in without a fight, soif in the end you have him in yoursight…He won’t give in without a fight, soif in the end you have him in yoursight…
Call for help don’t lethim get away,Call for help don’t lethim get away,
Bring him to me andyou’ll save the day!Bring him to me andyou’ll save the day!
I’ll pay you a handsomereward to be sure,I’ll pay you a handsomereward to be sure,
For when I have mymuse once again mywriter’s block will becured!For when I have mymuse once again mywriter’s block will becured!
Don’t let yourself be distracted bysuch a pretty face, for a “happilyever after” would not be the case!Don’t let yourself be distracted bysuch a pretty face, for a “happilyever after” would not be the case!
Please just return him asquickly as you can,Please just return him asquickly as you can,
And if you wish to borrowhim later I’m sure we canwork out a plan,And if you wish to borrowhim later I’m sure we canwork out a plan,
But he is my muse you dounderstand,But he is my muse you dounderstand,
And using him withoutpermission would be badbad bad!!!And using him withoutpermission would be badbad bad!!!
So keep looking and searching andpass it around: Lossefalme’s Orli musehas been lost and must be found!So keep looking and searching andpass it around: Lossefalme’s Orli musehas been lost and must be found!
Keep in mind he mightgo as Bloom… and soyou may find himsoon,Keep in mind he mightgo as Bloom… and soyou may find himsoon,
For after the release ofPirates he may find ithard to hide …For after the release ofPirates he may find ithard to hide …
Really all thosescreaming adolescentgirls are on our side!Really all thosescreaming adolescentgirls are on our side!
Or he might be Will Turner withCaptain Jack at his side…Or he might be Will Turner withCaptain Jack at his side…
In which case you must becareful not to fall prey topirate pride!In which case you must becareful not to fall prey topirate pride!
Try not to drool if you findhim in this guise,Try not to drool if you findhim in this guise,
Though I know it’s hard andI’ll tell you no lies…Though I know it’s hard andI’ll tell you no lies…
Upon Turner you must notlet your heart get set,Upon Turner you must notlet your heart get set,
Even though he’s real sexywhen he’s wet!Even though he’s real sexywhen he’s wet!
GASP! Wait there he is, talkingwith Depp! Quick let’s grab himand don’t let him slip!GASP! Wait there he is, talkingwith Depp! Quick let’s grab himand don’t let him slip!
I’ll go around and comefrom behind,I’ll go around and comefrom behind,
You distract him, be sure hepays me no mind,You distract him, be sure hepays me no mind,
I’ll give him a shot that’ll puthim to sleep,I’ll give him a shot that’ll puthim to sleep,
He’ll have to go quietly, hewon’t make a peep!He’ll have to go quietly, hewon’t make a peep!
“Hello there, Mr. Bloom!”“Hello there, Mr. Bloom!”
*THUNK**THUNK*
*muffle*THUD**muffle*THUD*
Oh yes, lookie there, I think we havedone it! Now he’s asleep, but he’ll justrest for a bit…Oh yes, lookie there, I think we havedone it! Now he’s asleep, but he’ll justrest for a bit…
I’ll take him home andput him to bed,I’ll take him home andput him to bed,
And he won’t rememberanything that herehas been said,And he won’t rememberanything that herehas been said,
Back to his muse-dutieshe’ll have to go,Back to his muse-dutieshe’ll have to go,
Perhaps now my writingwon’t go so slow!Perhaps now my writingwon’t go so slow!
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He’ll once again go for thesea or the trees,He’ll once again go for thesea or the trees,
Once again choose whichcharacter to be!Once again choose whichcharacter to be!
So if you’re out walking oneday and you spySo if you’re out walking oneday and you spy
Bloom or Turner or Legolasgo byBloom or Turner or Legolasgo by
Please, remember my cry:“HELP! My muse is onthe loose!”Please, remember my cry:“HELP! My muse is onthe loose!”
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